This was in the paper today.
Raising the flag over Mount (post office) Greenburg, Kansas. [Not their caption]
What can I say?
Well, I guess I can say, "We're from the Government, and we're here to help." Remember that side-splittingly funny line from a few years ago? Now, of course, it's "We're from the Government, and we want to help, but our people and equipment are on the other side of the world, and anyway the Boss would rather make the point that government doesn't work."
But there was even better news on that same page of the Chronicle this morning. An ad covering 2/3 of the page announces that Jean Paul Gaultier has released a new fragrance for men, called --
Fleur du Male
Personally I think that the ad has sort of a Bawdy Air.